A true story of romance between a woman and a carnival ride.
Does the Ferris wheel have any say in this? What if he has more appropriate feelings for the Tilt-a-Whirl?
This story is so bizarre, I couldn't resist it -- but I felt a twinge of guilt doing it. This story makes me sad. Described in the article as an unemployed church organist, she might not be considered by most as "a catch," but I'll bet there's a lonely man somewhere who would love to love her and be loved by her. Cue Eleanor Rigby.