Yeah, I know, it's been a while. But I've been really, really busy. New episodes of Breaking Bad are airing!
This was a half-baked idea I had bouncing around in my head for a long time and kind of forgot about it, and then I saw the story of the British woman suddenly talking with a Chinese accent and it came back to me. Enjoy.
Update: I found video of the lady in the news story. She's not talking in a Chinese accent any more; now it's sort of generic European.