<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post368867081389346900..comments</id><updated>2009-01-14T12:38:00.511-06:00</updated><category term='regional stereotypes'/><category term='election'/><category term='office humor'/><category term='movies'/><category term='automobiles'/><category term='music'/><category term='advertising'/><category term='criminals'/><category term='the economy'/><category term='philosophy'/><category term='television'/><category term='animal rights'/><category term='parents'/><category term='sex'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='current events'/><category term='holidays'/><category term='magazines'/><category term='internet'/><category term='patriotism'/><category term='racial stereotypes'/><category term='pets'/><category term='scientific findings'/><category term='oddities'/><category term='gay marriage'/><title type='text'>Comments on Deadpan Inc.: Smiley Face Cops</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/feeds/368867081389346900/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html'/><author><name>Dave Stratton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08902262217013305254</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-kwBwHrbywk/SRoE0AX0OFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KHMVOufCrMo/S220/Dave+blogger.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-7730188781587637267</id><published>2009-01-14T09:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-14T09:44:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Smiley face masked cops (how the hell do you prope...</title><content type='html'>Smiley face masked cops (how the hell do you properly hyphenate that phrase?). Brought to you by the folks who invented elephant polo. Which reminds me, I just read that a team from NYC has won the world elephant polo title. No kiddin'.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Oh, man. I hope I didn't just expose a future Deadpan topic.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/7730188781587637267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/7730188781587637267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html?showComment=1231947840000#c7730188781587637267' title=''/><author><name>cheezencrackers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01432642486727762031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11020149144942809089'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_juIID5VBNFI/SUO35GJfEFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/BuJghElgHeU/S220/gort_r.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-368867081389346900' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/368867081389346900' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-888738921'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-5111050131279836728</id><published>2009-01-10T02:20:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-10T02:20:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Being that I don't like clowns, having one of them...</title><content type='html'>Being that I don't like clowns, having one of them walk up to my car would freak me out.  Interesting concept, weird execution.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Truth surely is stranger than fiction.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/5111050131279836728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/5111050131279836728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html?showComment=1231575600000#c5111050131279836728' title=''/><author><name>confused</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11143705733868926215</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-368867081389346900' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/368867081389346900' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-696553001'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-6702693614853132812</id><published>2009-01-10T01:17:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-10T01:17:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>That is creepy as hell.</title><content type='html'>That is creepy as hell.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/6702693614853132812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/6702693614853132812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html?showComment=1231571820000#c6702693614853132812' title=''/><author><name>munchy365</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14848465336472638618</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11326251674557162610'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uhJ8faeebuY/SUHKqVF1vcI/AAAAAAAAAGo/6uruvduFIuo/S220/piclol.bmp'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-368867081389346900' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/368867081389346900' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2038845318'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-2292267974467018192</id><published>2009-01-09T11:59:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T11:59:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Guess I was wrong about "zero comments." The actua...</title><content type='html'>Guess I was wrong about "zero comments." The actual article about this insanity can be found &lt;A HREF="http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/12/29/asia/smile.php" REL="nofollow"&gt;here&lt;/A&gt;.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/2292267974467018192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/2292267974467018192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html?showComment=1231523940000#c2292267974467018192' title=''/><author><name>Dave Stratton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08902262217013305254</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-kwBwHrbywk/SRoE0AX0OFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KHMVOufCrMo/S220/Dave+blogger.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-368867081389346900' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/368867081389346900' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1728312992'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-5672539038430341100</id><published>2009-01-09T11:11:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T11:11:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>seiously (?) funny world we live in, not to mentio...</title><content type='html'>seiously (?) funny world we live in, not to mention weird</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/5672539038430341100'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/5672539038430341100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html?showComment=1231521060000#c5672539038430341100' title=''/><author><name>ldisme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07895785690482486691</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tLlUJPy8fAg/SWa-_1bY7eI/AAAAAAAAAbY/dC0aJ8jgH5w/S220/whodat.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-368867081389346900' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/368867081389346900' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-393258969'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-8062551709615960628</id><published>2009-01-09T11:05:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T11:05:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Holy crap that's creepy. I wouldn't be surprised i...</title><content type='html'>Holy crap that's creepy. I wouldn't be surprised if local police did wind up wearing smiley face masks. Look at all the benefits: 1) You're on record as looking cheerful all the time. 2) You inhale less carbon monoxide. 3) Victims of police brutality can't pick you out of a lineup.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/8062551709615960628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/8062551709615960628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html?showComment=1231520700000#c8062551709615960628' title=''/><author><name>Mel2</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07464813566167180940</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OE0l1lVi4pI/SKsbgUqJqRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/DNyDL8rjQ-s/S220/DSC03080rsz.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-368867081389346900' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/368867081389346900' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1348563685'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-1284679631746225321</id><published>2009-01-09T10:20:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T10:20:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I like the, "-pause-...with laughter."&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And ...</title><content type='html'>I like the, "-pause-...with laughter."&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;And I was going to post this comment before I read the last paragraph.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/1284679631746225321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/1284679631746225321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html?showComment=1231518000000#c1284679631746225321' title=''/><author><name>martin</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-368867081389346900' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/368867081389346900' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1276261726'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-8946654896195105101</id><published>2009-01-09T10:09:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T10:09:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Holy shit that's creepy!!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I would probabal...</title><content type='html'>Holy shit that's creepy!!!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I would probabaly scream like a little girl too. I am assuming that in Thailand the masks are becuase the air is dirty, and they just painted smily face on it?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/8946654896195105101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/8946654896195105101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html?showComment=1231517340000#c8946654896195105101' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14816103831811485260</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iyk1U24VuLU/SRDVP6sbbsI/AAAAAAAAA3g/v002brM-rm8/S220/IMG_0723.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-368867081389346900' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/368867081389346900' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-469850603'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-1649578363664239131</id><published>2009-01-09T09:49:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T09:49:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Okay, I'll bite.... If you hadn't shown the photo,...</title><content type='html'>Okay, I'll bite.... If you hadn't shown the photo, I'd have suspected you were trying to pull one over on us.  It is kind of creepy, though, kind of clockworkorangish</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/1649578363664239131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/368867081389346900/comments/default/1649578363664239131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html?showComment=1231516140000#c1649578363664239131' title=''/><author><name>patrick</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/01/smiley-face-cops.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-368867081389346900' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/368867081389346900' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1433616198'/></entry></feed>
