<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post5788823192936734453..comments</id><updated>2009-04-02T15:00:58.334-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on Deadpan Inc.: Narcoleptic Police Dispatcher</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/feeds/5788823192936734453/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5788823192936734453/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/narcoleptic-police-dispatcher.html'/><author><name>Dave Stratton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08902262217013305254</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-8753471570678819835</id><published>2009-04-02T14:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T14:56:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I would put narcoleptic military personnel in char...</title><content type='html'>I would put narcoleptic military personnel in charge of ICBM silos—as a way to prevent the Nuclear Apocalypse ;-)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5788823192936734453/comments/default/8753471570678819835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5788823192936734453/comments/default/8753471570678819835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/narcoleptic-police-dispatcher.html?showComment=1238702160000#c8753471570678819835' title=''/><author><name>Red Pill Junkie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14738203580562140501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/narcoleptic-police-dispatcher.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-5788823192936734453' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/5788823192936734453' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-3166236023263366373</id><published>2009-03-27T23:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-27T23:54:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Fox News one was great. I should probably stop...</title><content type='html'>The Fox News one was great. I should probably stop leaving so many comments now.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5788823192936734453/comments/default/3166236023263366373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5788823192936734453/comments/default/3166236023263366373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/narcoleptic-police-dispatcher.html?showComment=1238216040000#c3166236023263366373' title=''/><author><name>munchy365</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14848465336472638618</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11326251674557162610'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/narcoleptic-police-dispatcher.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-5788823192936734453' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/5788823192936734453' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>