<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post5909632294235410622..comments</id><updated>2009-03-29T01:12:56.253-05:00</updated><category term='regional stereotypes'/><category term='election'/><category term='office humor'/><category term='movies'/><category term='automobiles'/><category term='music'/><category term='advertising'/><category term='criminals'/><category term='the economy'/><category term='philosophy'/><category term='television'/><category term='animal rights'/><category term='parents'/><category term='sex'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='current events'/><category term='holidays'/><category term='magazines'/><category term='internet'/><category term='patriotism'/><category term='racial stereotypes'/><category term='pets'/><category term='scientific findings'/><category term='oddities'/><category term='gay marriage'/><title type='text'>Comments on Deadpan Inc.: iPhone Massager</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/feeds/5909632294235410622/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5909632294235410622/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/iphone-massager.html'/><author><name>Dave Stratton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08902262217013305254</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-kwBwHrbywk/SRoE0AX0OFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KHMVOufCrMo/S220/Dave+blogger.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-2144843269393462650</id><published>2009-03-27T23:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-27T23:55:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>And Jeremy is an expert on this subject.</title><content type='html'>And Jeremy is an expert on this subject.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5909632294235410622/comments/default/2144843269393462650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5909632294235410622/comments/default/2144843269393462650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/iphone-massager.html?showComment=1238216100000#c2144843269393462650' title=''/><author><name>munchy365</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14848465336472638618</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11326251674557162610'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uhJ8faeebuY/SUHKqVF1vcI/AAAAAAAAAGo/6uruvduFIuo/S220/piclol.bmp'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/iphone-massager.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-5909632294235410622' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/5909632294235410622' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2038845318'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-2042476523555537494</id><published>2009-03-13T12:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T12:40:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>On that same note, I noticed that Walmart is selli...</title><content type='html'>On that same note, I noticed that Walmart is selling cock rings now!!! It is a cock ring with a bullet (small vibrator shaped like a bullet) in it! Plus, its only $5 which is a pretty good deal.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5909632294235410622/comments/default/2042476523555537494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5909632294235410622/comments/default/2042476523555537494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/iphone-massager.html?showComment=1236966000000#c2042476523555537494' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14816103831811485260</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iyk1U24VuLU/SZHVkeyhOMI/AAAAAAAAA4A/6d2LKrTaA3s/S220/emissarylarge.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/iphone-massager.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-5909632294235410622' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/5909632294235410622' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-469850603'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-8235652140810352220</id><published>2009-03-12T11:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-12T11:36:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>ROFLMAO!!! Awesome gag.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I downloaded the ap...</title><content type='html'>ROFLMAO!!! Awesome gag.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I downloaded the app and the iPhone's massager is too weak for it to be useful for backs, but for the front, it might work. Would probably want to use protection though so it doesn't smell or get too wet.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5909632294235410622/comments/default/8235652140810352220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/5909632294235410622/comments/default/8235652140810352220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/iphone-massager.html?showComment=1236875760000#c8235652140810352220' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14816103831811485260</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iyk1U24VuLU/SZHVkeyhOMI/AAAAAAAAA4A/6d2LKrTaA3s/S220/emissarylarge.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2009/03/iphone-massager.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-5909632294235410622' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/5909632294235410622' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-469850603'/></entry></feed>
