<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post703661639244556710..comments</id><updated>2009-01-05T12:15:54.609-06:00</updated><category term='regional stereotypes'/><category term='election'/><category term='office humor'/><category term='movies'/><category term='automobiles'/><category term='music'/><category term='advertising'/><category term='criminals'/><category term='the economy'/><category term='philosophy'/><category term='television'/><category term='animal rights'/><category term='parents'/><category term='sex'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='current events'/><category term='holidays'/><category term='magazines'/><category term='internet'/><category term='patriotism'/><category term='racial stereotypes'/><category term='pets'/><category term='scientific findings'/><category term='oddities'/><category term='gay marriage'/><title type='text'>Comments on Deadpan Inc.: Holiday Weapons</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/feeds/703661639244556710/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/703661639244556710/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2008/12/holiday-weapons.html'/><author><name>Dave Stratton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08902262217013305254</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-kwBwHrbywk/SRoE0AX0OFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KHMVOufCrMo/S220/Dave+blogger.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-2754050864996377659</id><published>2009-01-05T11:54:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T11:54:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>As a Jew, I honestly don't care whether someone te...</title><content type='html'>As a Jew, I honestly don't care whether someone tells me happy holidays or merry Christmas. It's the nice thought that counts. So if they were holding me at gunpoint and saying happy holidays, it probably wouldn't count for much, see?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;And yes, Cha-nukka menorahs make fierce weapons. They're heavy and can be wielded by the base.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;The WH card cracks me up. I can't think of a way they could be more clueless. (Well I probably could, but them I'm afraid it would come true.)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/703661639244556710/comments/default/2754050864996377659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/703661639244556710/comments/default/2754050864996377659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2008/12/holiday-weapons.html?showComment=1231178040000#c2754050864996377659' title=''/><author><name>Mel2</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07464813566167180940</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OE0l1lVi4pI/SKsbgUqJqRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/DNyDL8rjQ-s/S220/DSC03080rsz.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2008/12/holiday-weapons.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-703661639244556710' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/703661639244556710' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1348563685'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-6617987911194655215</id><published>2008-12-24T12:03:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-24T12:03:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I am a Christian but I celebrate/acknowledge most ...</title><content type='html'>I am a Christian but I celebrate/acknowledge most Jewish holidays because they are relevant to my faith in Jesus who was Jewish.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I was slightly offended the other day when a lady said "Merry Christmas." Of course I was also slightly offended when she asked if I was using a food stamp card when I was pulling out my debit card.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;How does she know I am a Christian? I could just as easily be full Jew. I'm not a full blooded Jew, I'm just Jew-ish. Happy Holidays sound nicer anyway. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I have a steel Menorah so a strike with that could put someone into a coma!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/703661639244556710/comments/default/6617987911194655215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/703661639244556710/comments/default/6617987911194655215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2008/12/holiday-weapons.html?showComment=1230141780000#c6617987911194655215' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14816103831811485260</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iyk1U24VuLU/SRDVP6sbbsI/AAAAAAAAA3g/v002brM-rm8/S220/IMG_0723.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2008/12/holiday-weapons.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-703661639244556710' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/703661639244556710' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-469850603'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-1426701586990896856</id><published>2008-12-23T10:59:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-23T10:59:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Oooog. That card makes me cringe.</title><content type='html'>Oooog. That card makes me cringe.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/703661639244556710/comments/default/1426701586990896856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/703661639244556710/comments/default/1426701586990896856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2008/12/holiday-weapons.html?showComment=1230051540000#c1426701586990896856' title=''/><author><name>munchy365</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14848465336472638618</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11326251674557162610'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uhJ8faeebuY/SUHKqVF1vcI/AAAAAAAAAGo/6uruvduFIuo/S220/piclol.bmp'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2008/12/holiday-weapons.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-703661639244556710' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/703661639244556710' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2038845318'/></entry></feed>
