<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post7220095211250338420..comments</id><updated>2010-02-22T16:29:02.815-06:00</updated><category term='regional stereotypes'/><category term='election'/><category term='office humor'/><category term='movies'/><category term='automobiles'/><category term='music'/><category term='advertising'/><category term='criminals'/><category term='the economy'/><category term='philosophy'/><category term='television'/><category term='animal rights'/><category term='parents'/><category term='sex'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='current events'/><category term='holidays'/><category term='magazines'/><category term='internet'/><category term='patriotism'/><category term='racial stereotypes'/><category term='pets'/><category term='scientific findings'/><category term='oddities'/><category term='gay marriage'/><title type='text'>Comments on Deadpan Inc.: Lotion Bandit</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/feeds/7220095211250338420/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/7220095211250338420/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2010/02/lotion-bandit.html'/><author><name>Dave Stratton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08902262217013305254</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-kwBwHrbywk/SRoE0AX0OFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KHMVOufCrMo/S220/Dave+blogger.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-8983872774307541147</id><published>2010-02-22T16:29:02.815-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T16:29:02.815-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I imagine it would look something like the MC Hamm...</title><content type='html'>I imagine it would look something like the MC Hammer pants, just longer.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/7220095211250338420/comments/default/8983872774307541147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/7220095211250338420/comments/default/8983872774307541147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2010/02/lotion-bandit.html?showComment=1266877742815#c8983872774307541147' title=''/><author><name>Christina Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06246716009645866544</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10488655260473909276'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cZaKuN1zdIg/SUwfV9sqiTI/AAAAAAAAABg/6SspMs1D6tM/S220/intense.bmp'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2010/02/lotion-bandit.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-7220095211250338420' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/7220095211250338420' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-449466837'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-1494001568803822823</id><published>2010-02-17T00:00:06.019-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-17T00:00:06.019-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Awesome.  I&amp;#39;d make a terrible guard, because I...</title><content type='html'>Awesome.  I&amp;#39;d make a terrible guard, because I would certainly be hampered by uncontrollable laughter. (What did this guy&amp;#39;s pants even look like with all those bottles in there?)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/7220095211250338420/comments/default/1494001568803822823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/7220095211250338420/comments/default/1494001568803822823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2010/02/lotion-bandit.html?showComment=1266386406019#c1494001568803822823' title=''/><author><name>CraigM</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02680084698442809204</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2010/02/lotion-bandit.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-7220095211250338420' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/7220095211250338420' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2134356987'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-7213848580544260227</id><published>2010-02-13T15:31:21.616-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T15:31:21.616-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Every time I think I have heard the pinnacle of Mo...</title><content type='html'>Every time I think I have heard the pinnacle of Moron-dom, there is another plateau yet to be achieved!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/7220095211250338420/comments/default/7213848580544260227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/7220095211250338420/comments/default/7213848580544260227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2010/02/lotion-bandit.html?showComment=1266096681616#c7213848580544260227' title=''/><author><name>shipping troll</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07098965257461705646</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vjiIpy8ODZo/SPf76AYBo7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/C139W49HxaU/S220/stone+indian.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deadpaninc.com/2010/02/lotion-bandit.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-7220095211250338420' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3360199418128331820/posts/default/7220095211250338420' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-701041073'/></entry></feed>
