Deadpan Inc.

Sadly, no. I would have made it much funnier.

2010-11-15T10:25:59.969-06:00

Sadly, no. I would have made it much funnier.

So there's a Geico commercial that seems remar...

2010-11-13T03:37:39.371-06:00

So there's a Geico commercial that seems remarkably like Deadpan Inc. Xtranormal, man and woman talking, deadpan delivery of punchline that makes guy the butt of the joke.

That your work?

Welcome back, Dave. You've been missed.

2010-10-24T12:24:51.871-05:00

Welcome back, Dave.
You've been missed.

Glad to see there are still a few followers out th...

2010-10-24T10:38:17.773-05:00

Glad to see there are still a few followers out there. Have just been working on various corporate assignments that aren't the least bit fun but pay the bills.

Thinking of posting a long story I wrote a few years ago as a serial adventure. I'll post something here about it when I do.

Also thinking of assembling all the DI scripts into book form. Would anyone want that?

Reading a very funny book by Jack Handey of "Great Thoughts" fame (What I'd Say to the Martians). Inspiring me to make more time for writing for my own amusement again.

'Later

Great to see a new post, even if a re-run. Any pla...

2010-10-23T10:54:54.462-05:00

Great to see a new post, even if a re-run. Any plans on doing more? What's been the latest projects since the last one?

I miss you.

2010-06-17T09:20:37.191-05:00

I miss you.

Hey dave, i met you in Miami, at the Eden Roc. I f...

2010-05-26T19:39:00.320-05:00

Hey dave, i met you in Miami, at the Eden Roc. I finally visited your site after a long time of being sidetracked. I dig it man, great work, this post is hilarious btw, although it kind of makes me embarrassed to be from Florida.

hehehe I like the disapproving look at the end.

2010-04-22T14:12:00.066-05:00

hehehe

I like the disapproving look at the end.

Yes, this is brilliant and the best explanation I&...

2010-04-07T11:03:15.430-05:00

Yes, this is brilliant and the best explanation I've seen yet. Well done!

Maybe if I had put "pussy" in the title ...

2010-04-06T23:05:03.636-05:00

Maybe if I had put "pussy" in the title it would have gotten a lot more views -- since the Internet loves cute kitty-cats. Just can't stoop to such cheap SEO.

Had to moderate my first comment today. Not because it was negative, but because it was just a list of links to sites that sell cheap sunglasses (or possibly infect your hard drive with digital herpes). No thanks, sunglasses selling dude -- I'll moderate your ass, every time.

So are you saying that health care reform is getti...

2010-04-06T09:37:18.525-05:00

So are you saying that health care reform is getting more hits than pussy shaving? If so, we're all in trouble.

I agree with you. I always wanted a Commodore 64....

2010-04-04T16:32:41.670-05:00

I agree with you.

I always wanted a Commodore 64. My first computer was a Tandy 1000EX. Dual floppy. I ran a BBS on it and played Leisure Suit Larry, Monkey Island, Police Quest, etc, on it.

But I'm not old. I refuse.

That Brad, what a "thug!" wit dat gangst...

2010-04-03T14:20:42.898-05:00

That Brad, what a "thug!" wit dat gangsta "Oh girl" bob and weave shiz-nitz. And my DH still has the commodore in the garage somewhere ... old, very old.

I like to think you got 10x the hits on "Health Reform ..." because I shared it from my FB page, but chances are it's due to the key word "puppy" in the title.

I wonder what the perfect key word analytic for youtube hits would yield as a super hit-able title for anything? Hmmm? Suggestions?

That was awesome. Loved it.

2010-03-31T23:42:43.403-05:00

That was awesome. Loved it.

That's the best analogy I have heard yet!! It ...

2010-03-25T19:17:16.843-05:00

That's the best analogy I have heard yet!! It so hits the nail on the head!! Gut the dog and blame it for making the bloody mess!

Certainly one of the best analogies I've ever ...

2010-03-25T19:00:22.045-05:00

Certainly one of the best analogies I've ever come across. Very clever. Intellectual, even. Hey, wait, are you one of those elite intellectual liberals looking down your nose at the rest of us? Why you socialist!

Oh my god, that's hilarious!

2010-03-25T16:30:55.345-05:00

Oh my god, that's hilarious!

Brilliant! still laughing

2010-03-25T10:28:18.324-05:00

Brilliant!

*still laughing*

Highly reminiscent of Abbot & Costello or Burn...

2010-03-20T14:24:46.548-05:00

Highly reminiscent of Abbot & Costello or Burns & Allen! Very Cool. I LOL-ed a few times!!

I wanna know if she was using a regular razor, or ...

2010-03-08T17:17:26.431-06:00

I wanna know if she was using a regular razor, or an electric one...and electric razor buzzes a little and... Aw, you figure it out!!

Excellent. I laughed my head off with this. I lo...

2010-03-08T16:41:14.089-06:00

Excellent. I laughed my head off with this.

I love that final twist. Very supportive indeed.

I've just discovered xtranormal, and your blog...

2010-03-07T01:23:22.475-06:00

I've just discovered xtranormal, and your blog. Good work! I've really enjoyed your videos and will be following your blog from now on.

I've just made my first animation too and posted it in my blog.

heh heh My mom worked in the court house when I w...

2010-03-05T14:22:51.040-06:00

heh heh

My mom worked in the court house when I was a kid. I had a good time running up and down the hallways after hours.

I wonder if my son will fondly remember hiding in boxes in the data centers I've worked in.

Thanks, I'll check all these out when I get a ...

2010-03-05T00:44:33.843-06:00

Thanks, I'll check all these out when I get a chance. I've actually been busy with real work lately, so I haven't had much time for finding interesting news items. Darn clients paying me money and making me write stuff for them. Don't they know I have stupid videos to make? They're not going to make themselves!

I can see this one being interesting to play with:...

2010-03-03T21:00:06.188-06:00

I can see this one being interesting to play with:

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/02/26/liberals.atheists.sex.intelligence/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Deadpan Inc.

Sadly, no. I would have made it much funnier.

So there's a Geico commercial that seems remar...

Welcome back, Dave. You've been missed.

Glad to see there are still a few followers out th...

Great to see a new post, even if a re-run. Any pla...

I miss you.

Hey dave, i met you in Miami, at the Eden Roc. I f...

hehehe I like the disapproving look at the end.

Yes, this is brilliant and the best explanation I&...

Maybe if I had put "pussy" in the title ...

So are you saying that health care reform is getti...

I agree with you. I always wanted a Commodore 64....

That Brad, what a "thug!" wit dat gangst...

That was awesome. Loved it.

That's the best analogy I have heard yet!! It ...

Certainly one of the best analogies I've ever ...

Oh my god, that's hilarious!

Brilliant! *still laughing*

Highly reminiscent of Abbot & Costello or Burn...

I wanna know if she was using a regular razor, or ...

Excellent. I laughed my head off with this. I lo...

I've just discovered xtranormal, and your blog...

heh heh My mom worked in the court house when I w...

Thanks, I'll check all these out when I get a ...

I can see this one being interesting to play with:...

Brilliant! still laughing